28 7 / 2014

love-the-avenger:

Hips do not lie :) 

17 6 / 2014

"Where we have strong emotions, we’re liable to fool ourselves."

Carl Sagan. (via quotedojo)

17 6 / 2014

buttonpoetry:

Sierra DeMulder - “The Unrequited Love Poem” (Poetry Observed)

"A soul mate is not the person who makes you the happiest, but the one who makes you feel the most."

As part of our collaboration with Poetry Observed, we’re re-releasing the original series of videos we filmed with them in 2012, the first video project Button ever worked on, on the Button YouTube. 

09 6 / 2014

"May every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity, and pierce your heart like a knife."

Stewie Griffin (via nobleviola)

07 6 / 2014

"

I am no mere Nosferatu! I am Carlysle Ravencastle, Dark Husband to the Midnight! I alone sire Das Vampire Nosferatus of the Great Lakes region. Our teeth are the sharpest, our skin is the palest, our eyes are the blackest, the night is my domain.”

"Well, I’m Sadie Doyle. Girl Husband to Frank Doyle. My nose is the cutest, my glass is the emptiest, my buzz is the fadingest , the bar is my domain.

"

Rosemary’s Baby Shower, Beyond Belief, The Thrilling Adventure Hour (via fyeahthrillingadventurehour)

(Source: knitmeapony, via fyeahthrillingadventurehour)

07 6 / 2014

16 5 / 2014

01 5 / 2014

"I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate."

Vincent Van Gogh. (via quotedojo)

30 4 / 2014

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

(Source: tacoposey, via yeahwriters)

30 4 / 2014

givemeinternet:

The older I get the more I seem to understand this

givemeinternet:

The older I get the more I seem to understand this

(via sleep-deprivedeyes)