17 6 / 2014
"Where we have strong emotions, we’re liable to fool ourselves."
09 6 / 2014
"May every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity, and pierce your heart like a knife."
07 6 / 2014
I am no mere Nosferatu! I am Carlysle Ravencastle, Dark Husband to the Midnight! I alone sire Das Vampire Nosferatus of the Great Lakes region. Our teeth are the sharpest, our skin is the palest, our eyes are the blackest, the night is my domain.”
"Well, I’m Sadie Doyle. Girl Husband to Frank Doyle. My nose is the cutest, my glass is the emptiest, my buzz is the fadingest , the bar is my domain."
01 5 / 2014
"I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate."
30 4 / 2014
can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally.